You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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