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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

A boy with red hair is happy.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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