- Anti Joke

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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