- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

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