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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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