I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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