- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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