- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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can you touch your toes? no

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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