What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

it was all Tagart

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Chuck Norris.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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