- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.