What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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