- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Apple hates Blackberry.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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