- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

cory is gay

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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