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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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