How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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