What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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