- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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