united we sit, cause we're fat

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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