Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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