- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

quantum physics?

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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