What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Your Mom The End.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Roses are flowers.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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