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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

kennah campion when she talks

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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