Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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