What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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