Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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A American seeking into mexico

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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You were born.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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