- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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