- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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