What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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