- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

A black man walks out of a police station

Take part of what?

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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