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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What is older than history?

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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