what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

9/11

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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