- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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