Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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poopy is poopy

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Title IX

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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