- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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