did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Women's rights.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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