- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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