Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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