NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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