- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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