- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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