Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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hiya

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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