guy walks into a bar, ouch

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

how much fish could a chicken

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

You were born.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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