What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Read a Book.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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