- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

read this sentence again.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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