- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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