- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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