- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What is the difference?

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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