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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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