Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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that wall over there ->

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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YOU

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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