why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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