Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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