What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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God is real.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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