- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

how much fish could a chicken

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

ert

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??