- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

i hate non minorities!

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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