Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Alchohol.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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