Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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