a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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