how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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