- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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