What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Tim likes girls

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Anti Joke

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