- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Gay rights.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What's better than a stick? A stone

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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