A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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