- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Poker? I barely even know her.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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