- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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