- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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