A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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