- Anti Joke

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.