- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

So these two girls have a cup .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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