Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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