- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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