What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

child labor

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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