there once was a black man who played basketball

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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