- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why is this joke funny It isn't

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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