- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Knock Knock.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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