- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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