Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

123 f*ck off

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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I C U P White stuff

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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