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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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