- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What page are you on The gay page.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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