One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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