Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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