Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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The Labour Party.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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