Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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