- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

I have read the terms and conditions

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What is 9+10? 19

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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