- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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