Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

knock knock come in !

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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