What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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