Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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