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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Guest what in the butt

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Knock Knock No solicitors

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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