What? Huh?

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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you see theres this guy.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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