- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Your're racist.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A pope meets another one

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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