- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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