- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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