- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

say it ten times fast: oh

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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