- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

A Serbian Film

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Knock Knock? Come in.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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