- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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