- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

PENIS that is all

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

A dyslexic blind man

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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