why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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