- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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