im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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