- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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