- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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