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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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