- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Do the roar!

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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