- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What's funny? Women's rights.

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