What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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