- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

who is really lanky? james cornish

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