- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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