- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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