- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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