- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

No it doesnt..

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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