- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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