- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

women's rights

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Knock Knock Who's there

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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