- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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