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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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