- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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