- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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