- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Womens rights

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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