- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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