Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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