God is real.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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