Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Bob Saget that is all

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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