- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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