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I literally died laughing

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Together we can get theist likes on anti-jokes :)

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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guess what? bannanas

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Leave. Now.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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