you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Iif your reading this ur gay

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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