- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

this website is a bad joke

rent a cops

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??