- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What would u like to drink?

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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