what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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