- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Your mother is so fat.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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