violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

No your aunties a joke

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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