- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's your blood type? Red.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Women's rights.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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