Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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