- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Yanter, Look it up

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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