Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Canadians

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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