- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

A man did not like this site

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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