- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Detroit has a low crime rate

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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