- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

A muslim paints Mohammed

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

boobs!

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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