- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What are annoying? Ads.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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