why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

The FCC

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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