What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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