- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Dakota Fanning

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

i like it in the mouth

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

there once was a black man who played basketball

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

rarw

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??