taking out the trash... at night

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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