- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why so serious ?

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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