French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Anti Joke

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