- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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