Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Anti Joke

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