Knock Knock? Come in.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A fat guy!

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A man walks into a bar

European on my shoes, buddy.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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