whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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