- Anti Joke

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!