why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Michael Brown

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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anti jokes are really funny

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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