- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Heskey time.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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