a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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