- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Obama lin Baden.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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