Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

lets bomb africa

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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