A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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I enjoy Popcorn

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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