What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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This is not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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