Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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