- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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