Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Homosexualism is so gay man

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

thumb_up thumb_down -5

the WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops