What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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